Voici David's masterpiece:
BISOUS CAT: Please welcome our wegular guest, Isabel.
(APPLAUSE)
ISABEL: Meow . . .
BISOUS CAT: Shut up Isabel, no-one's intewested. Go and find a lap you haven't sat on yet. If you can. All the way fwom Kentucky, Waffi!
(APPLAUSE)
RAFFI: Yes, it's, er, charming to be in Michigan. I say, is there a decent bathhouse anywhere around here?
BISOUS CAT: Why don't you just lick yourself like evewyone else?
RAFFI: Er, well, it's not so much the cleaning aspect I'm looking for. . .
BISOUS CAT: And speaking of cats who don't clean themselves, please welcome Snickews!
(APPLAUSE)
SNICKERS: None of you have any fashion sense to wear your fur long.
BISOUS CAT: And none of us have our fuw wecognized as a national park.
RAFFI: Oh, MEOW!
SNICKERS: Or have our ass recognized as a planet. Oh, wait, I believe NASA's trying to contact you now. . .
RAFFI: Oh, this is going to be FUN. Someone bring me a martini. . .
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On behalf of Snickers, I am offended. David, you are no longer in her good graces. <3 Cassie
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